Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he was CRYING into my vagina
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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