Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
When did angry sex become our thing?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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