the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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