How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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