Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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