i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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