if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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