u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
this will be a night to untag.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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