I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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