If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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