he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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