she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
