Having a random hookup so left but love u
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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