i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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