it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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