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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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