Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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