A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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