do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm too high and old for this...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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