I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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