we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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