I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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