This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
