I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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