? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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