Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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