we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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