at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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