Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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