if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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