And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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