Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
