I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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