Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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