So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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