I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I skipped work to stalk him.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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