Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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