I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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