that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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