you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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