I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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