problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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