when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
