yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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