you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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