Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
