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what?
penguin condom
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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