Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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