Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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