Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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