So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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