PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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