I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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